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<description>Íîâûé öèòàòíèê Ðóíåòà</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:18:31 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Õàáð, îáñóæäåíèå ôåéëîâ íà ðàáîòå: reaferon: Èíòåðíåò-ìàãàçèí ñ îáîðîòîì áîëåå 1 ìëí. â ìåñÿö. Ïðè îêðóãëåíèè öåíû äî äâóõ çíàêîâ ïîñëå çàïÿòîé: $price = round($price,2); áûëà äîïóùåíà äîñàäíàÿ îïå÷àòêà $price = rand($price,2);]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16102</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:17:16 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<spotty>:Îáîðóäîâàííûé äëèííîé äåðåâÿííîé ëèíåéêîé ñåðâîïðèâîä ñ íåñíèìàåìûì êðåïëåíèåì ê òîðöó ñòàíäàðòíîé PC êëàâèàòóðû, óïðàâëåíèåì ïî SSH è âîçìîæíîñòüþ çàäàíèÿ òðèããåðîâ ñðàáàòûâàíèÿ - âòîðîé ïî íåîáõîäèìîñòè (ïîñëå TeamViewer) ïðîäóêò â äåÿòåëüíîñòè ëþáîãî IT - ñåðâèñà.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16103</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:16:56 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ñ õàáðà (î òåõíîëîãèè óëàâëèâàíèÿ æåñòîâ ÷åëîâåêà ïî WiFi): <br />Àêòèâàöèÿ ðåñèâåðà, WiSee, ïðîâîäèòñÿ ñïåöèàëüíûì æåñòîì, èçâåñòíûì òîëüêî ïîëüçîâàòåëþ. <br />Yavi: Âàø æåñò íåäîñòàòî÷íî áåçîïàñåí, èñïîëüçóéòå íå ìåíåå 2-õ ñàëüòî è ïîçó èç éîãè.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16104</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:16:31 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ñ õàáðà: <br />Senecarus: Ëþáîé ïðîôåññèîíàë âñåãäà â äåôèöèòå. Õîðîøèé ñàíòåõíèê ñåé÷àñ çàðàáàòûâàåò áîëüøå ÷åì ðóêîâîäèòåëü IT äåïàðòàìåíòà. Áåç øóòîê, ýòî ÿ íà ñîáñòâåííîé øêóðå ïðî÷óâñòâîâàë. <br />therussianphysicist: Ðåìîíò óíèòàçà, â îòëè÷èå îò ñîçäàíèÿ è ïîääåðæêè ñàéòà, íåëüçÿ îòäàòü íà àóòñîðñ â Èíäèþ.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16110</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:09:59 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ñåãîäíÿ ðàçáèðàë ïî÷òîâûé ÿùèê è îáíàðóæèë ïðåêðàñíîå: <br /> <br />Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:29:32 +0400 <br />From: "ñâÿù. Ãåîðãèé Ãîëüöîâ" <gg at orthoschool.ru> <br />To: Gao feng <gaofeng at cn.fujitsu.com> <br />Subject: Re: [libvirt-users] libvirt_lxc and sysfs <br /> <br />À åù¸ ãîâîðÿò, ÷òî Linux - ñèñòåìà íåïðàâîñëàâíàÿ.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16116</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:06:25 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[>> Åù¸ îäíèì âàðèàíòîì ïîäêëþ÷åíèÿ ïóëüòà ê êîìïüþòåðó ñ ÀÐÌ ÿâëÿåòñÿ èñïîëüçîâàíèå âîëî- êîííî- îïòè÷åñêîé ëèíèè ñâÿçè...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:05:59 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: Îêàçàëîñü, íå òàê ñòðàøíà íàéäåííàÿ â äîñòàâøåéñÿ â íàñëåäñòâî áèáëèîòåêå êíèæêà "Ìèð Ëèñïà"... <br />xxx: ...êàê äàðñòâåííàÿ íàäïèñü "Ìàðèíî÷êà, ïîçäðàâëÿåì òåáÿ ñ 14-ëåòèåì!" íà å¸ îáëîæêå]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16118</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:05:36 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<Cancel> ne_formal, ÿ Êíóòà ïðîäàì. <br /><Cancel> Äâà ïåðâûõ òîìà. <br /><Cancel> Îíè íàõåð íå íóæíû âîîáùå. <br /><pimiento[]> Cancel: èìè õîðîøî êàïóñòó ïðèæèìàòü, ïîäè]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16119</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:05:28 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Kwull: Ñîâñåì íå ïàðàíîèêè åãî ñîñåäè ïî èíô. áåçîïàñíîñòè, ðàç çà 20 ìèíóò ïîäîáðàë 6-è ñèìâîëüíûé ïàðîëü. <br />Ìîé ïàðîëü èç 63 ñèìâîëîâ çàïàðèòüñÿ åìó ïîäáèðàòü <br />Dim0FF: Ó êîãî òàì Êóáîê Ïàðàíîèêà? Ïåðåäàéòå, ïîæàëóéñòà, ÷åëîâåêó. <br />librarian: Íå âîçüì¸ò, à âäðóã òàì òðîÿíû.]]></description>
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<guid>http://ibash.org.ru/quote.php?id=16125</guid>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16125</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:00:59 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ñ ôîðóìà òåìà ïðî ðàçíèöó â ôîðìàòàõ êîäèðîâàíèÿ: <br />ash: îáúÿñíè ìíå ðàçíèöó ìåæäó Lossless è îáû÷íûìè ôîðìàòàìè? <br /> Burillo: íó âîò ñìîòðè, ïðåäïîëîæèì òû ñæàë ñòèõîòâîðåíèå Ïóøêèíà <br /> ash: íó? <br /> Burillo: ïðè äåêîìïðåññèè â ñëó÷àå Lossless ïîëó÷èòüñÿ "Ó Ëóêîìîðüÿ äóá çåë¸íûé, çëàòàÿ öåïü íà äóáå òîì", à â ñëó÷àå ñ mp3 - "Íó òèïà äåðåâî ñòîÿëî, òèïà ÷åòî íà í¸ì âèñåëî"]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16131</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 19:59:27 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: ïðåïîä â óíèâåðå ðàññêàçàë, ÷òî â ãðóïïà ôðèëàíñåðîâ â íàøåì ãîðîäêå íàïèñàëà 2 òåððàáàéòà ÷èñòîãî êîäà <br />xxx: ïîõîäó ÿ çíàþ ãäå èñêàòü Àðõèòåêòîðà ìàòðèöû]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16133</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2013 19:58:45 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<maksbotan> ÿ, êñòàòè, ñåññèþ íà 4555 çàêðûë <br /><qnikst> ñòðàííûé ïîðò êàêîé-òî..]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16085</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2013 09:38:09 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[×òî áûñòðåå íàéòè íà ñàéòå çíàêîìñòâ? <br /> <br />a) Ñèìïàòè÷íóþ íå ãëóïóþ äåâóøêó. <br />á) SQL Injection.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16086</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2013 09:38:01 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[óáèéöà_õîìÿêîâ: Ïîñëå òîãî êàê ïåðåøåë íà ýòîò äèñòð áðîñèë ïèòü, âåðíóëàñü æåíà è âûèãðàë â ëîòòî! <br /> Ðåêîìåíäóþ ïàñàíû! <br />rtkgh: Âûèãðàë â ëîòî, ïðèøëà æåíà, ïðèøëîñü áðîñèòü ïèòü. <br /> <br /> <br />(opennet.ru)]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16093</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2013 09:36:23 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Êàê-òî íà stackoverflow áûë çàäàí âîïðîñ, êàê â ìèíèìóì êîäà ïîëó÷èòü èñêëþ÷åíèå OutOfMemoryException (.net)? Ðåáÿòà ñòàðàëèñü, ïûòàëèñü ñîçäàòü áåñêîíå÷íóþ ñòðîêó, íî ïîáåäèë òàêîé îòâåò: <br />throw new OutOfMemoryException();]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #16094</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2013 09:35:56 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ïî÷òà Ðîññèè - îíà êàê UDP - ïîñûëêà ìîæåò âíåçàïíî ïðèéòè ïîñëå ïóòåøåñòâèÿ ïî êó÷å ñîðòèðîâî÷íûõ ñòàíöèé, à ìîæåò ïîòåðÿòüñÿ ïî äîðîãå.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #15616</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:52:43 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[×åì ìíå íðàâèòñÿ ïðîãðàììèðîâàíèå íà C, òàê ýòî òåì, ÷òî êàêîé ôàéë áû òû íè îòêðûë, âñåãäà åñòü ÷òî óëó÷øèòü. Òî òàì â ñèãíàòóðå int íà void ïîìåíÿòü, òî çäåñü const äîáàâèòü, òî òóò __attribute__((unused)) âêðÿ÷èòü. Âõîæäåíèå â ïîòîê îáëåã÷àåòñÿ òåì, ÷òî ìîæíî ïðîñòî ñåñòü, îòêðûòü ëþáîé ôàéë è ìîìåíòîì âòÿíóòüñÿ â ðàáîòó. Ïîòîìó ÷òî íåçàâèñèìî îò òîãî, ÷òî òàì ó òåáÿ íàïèñàíî, êîïàòü ýòî ãîâíèùå ìîæíî ñ ëþáîé ñòîðîíû. (c) lionet]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #15770</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:35:23 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[*Ireul äîáàâëÿåò ê "ñïèñêó âåùåé, çà êîòîðûìè ìîæíî íàáëþäàòü âå÷íî" - "ñìîòðåòü, êàê ôëåø-ïðîãðàììèñò ïåðåâîäèò ãóãë-òðàíñëåòéòîì ìàíû ê git-flow è îò÷àÿííî ïûòàåòñÿ âíèêíóòü â ðåçóëüòàò".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:33:29 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<Yuri> [OZK]Pupkin: Ñëûøàë ? Ó "Ïî÷òà Ðîññèè" ïîÿâèëàñü ÈÒ-ñòðàòåãèÿ ! <br /><[OZK]Pupkin> Yuri: RFC 1149 - áóäóò âíåäðÿòü, íåèíà÷å.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #15833</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:29:07 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: âñå çíàþò êàê ñëîæíî ÷åëîâåêó â âîçðàñòå îáúÿñíèòü, ÷òî ó ÿíäåêñ - ýòî íå áðàóçåð, à áðàóçåð ó íåãî IE. <br />âíîâü ñòîëêíóëñÿ ñ ýòèì, è â ìîìåíò îáúÿñíåíèÿ ïî òåëåâèçîðó ðåêëàìà: íîâûé áðàóçåð ÿíäåêñ............ <br />ÿíäåêñ, ÿ âàñ íåíàâèæó!!!!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:25:56 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<Rylov> ïðîãðàììà íà WPF çàíèìàåò 20êá, íî ÷òî áû åå çàïóñòèòü íóæíî .netFramework 3.5 êîòîðûé âåñèò 200ìá :) <br /><Nekt> ïðîãðàììà íà àññåìáëåðå çàíèìàåò 58 áàéò. Íî ÷òîáû åå çàïóñòèòü — íóæåí i386 ïðîöåññîð âåñîì îêîëî 50 ãðàìì :)]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #15845</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:22:02 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[r@ttler: <br />â ïðîåêòå ñòîëüêî çàäíèö, ÷òî ÿ íå çíàþ ÷åðåç êàêóþ ñäåëàòü]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:21:35 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[reineke: Âîîáùå ñîâðåìåííûå àéòèøíèêè - ýòî òàêîé àíàëîã ïèñöîâ Äðåâíåãî ìèðà è ìîíàõîâ-áîãîñëîâîâ Ñðåäíåâåêîâüÿ. À ëåïðà, õàáð, àíîíáîðäû, Ïèðàòñêàÿ áóõòà è Âèêèïåäèÿ - ýòî ïðîîáðàçû ðûöàðñêèõ îðäåíîâ. <br />Ïðîñòî åù¸ ðàíî :-). <br /> <br />nextstage: Äà, ó íàñ ïîïóëÿðíà àñêåçà ñ óñìèðåíèåì ïëîòè, à òàêæå èìååòñÿ ñêëîííîñòü ê ñâÿùåííûì âîéíàì.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:19:09 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Êîììåíòàðèé â êîäå: <br /># Looks ugly? Oh not, it's just complicated and deep hierarchical structure. Although...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:16:04 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<e-raiser_v.2.0> îáíîâëåíèå ïðèøëî: Ôàéë Readme ïàêåòà îáíîâëåíèÿ 2 (SP2) äëÿ SQL Server 2005 - 56.4ìá <br /><e-raiser_v.2.0> îíè òàì ñîâñåì îõ#$ëè? <br /><igorsh> ïðîñòî î÷åíü ïîäðîáíîå ðèäìè]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:15:04 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: ëîë èíòåðåñíî à ÷òî â ÷ëåíàõ w3c ìîæåò äåëàòü "íàöèîíàëüíûé èíñòèòóò ðàêà"?) <br />http://www.w3.org/Consortium/Member/List <br /> <br />yyy: ëîááèðóåò IE :)]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:11:14 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Capitan Nemo: Îäèí ïðîãðàììèñò î÷åíü ïëîõî ó÷èëñÿ â èíñòèòóòå, åãî îò÷èñëèëè è îòïðàâèëè â àðìèþ. Íî è òàì äëÿ íåãî íàøëàñü ðàáîòà! Ñìîòðèòå â êèíîòåàòðàõ "Êîä â ñàïîãàõ"]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:19:01 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Èç âîïðîñîâ ê Áèëë Ãåéòñó. <br />xxx: What do two of the most influential people in the world talk about when they sit around and spend an afternoon together? <br />yyy: Linux.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:08:19 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Èç ïèñüìà êëèåíòà â ñàïïîðò ïî ïîâîäó ïëîõîé ðàáîòû èíòåðíåòà: <br />"äóìàë êîìï åìó ëåò 7,îáãðåéäèë âèäåîêàðòó äåíüãè âûêèíóë áåñòîëêó íè÷¸ íå èçìåíèëîñü!!!"]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:02:49 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[- Êàê òàê âûõîäèò, ÷òî íà ðàáîòå òû êîäèøü ÷åðåç æîïó, à èç äîìà ïðèñûëàåøü ÷óòü ëè íå âûñòàâî÷íî-ïîêàçàòåëüíûé âàðèàíò? Òåáå òàì êòî-òî ïîìîãàåò?! <br />- Êîò <br />- Î_î Òâîé êîò êîäèò ëó÷øå òåáÿ? <br />- Äà íå. Ìîæåò è äèêî çâó÷èò, íî êîò ó ìåíÿ çà ïðîâåðÿþùåãî. Îí ïðîñòî ðÿäîì íà ñòîëå âàëÿåòñÿ ïîñòîÿííî. È êîãäà ÿ ïèøó êîä ïîñìàòðèâàåò â ìîíèê. Åñëè îí ëåíèâî ëåæèò è ñìîòðèò - âñ¸ çàåáîê. À åñëè âñòàåò, ïðèñòàëüíî òàê ïîñìîòðèò íà òåáÿ, çåâàåò è âåñüìà ïîêàçàòåëüíî ïîâîðà÷èâàåòñÿ ê òåáå æîïîé - òî ëó÷øå ïåðåïðîâåðèòü ýòîò êóñîê. <br />- Ãîíèøü <br />- Êîòîì êëÿíóñü :) <br />- À çíàåøü ÷òî?  æîïó ýòî! ß ñåé÷àñ ïîéäó ïîãîâîðþ ñ Ãåíàäè÷åì, ïóñòü òåáå íà ðàáîòó ðàçðåøàåò ñ êîòîì ïðèõîäèòü!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:02:00 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<ForNeVeR> Êòî ïèñàòü íå õî÷åò êîä <br /><ForNeVeR> - òîò íà òîïëèâî ïîéä¸ò!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:01:57 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[lumbrius: ÿ òóò íà ïðîøëîé íåäåëå èñïûòàë ýïèê ôåéë, êàê áëîíäèíêà ïðÿìî <br />õîòåë ïîäêëþ÷èòü ìîíèòîð îò êàôåäðàëüíîãî ñåðâåðà ê ñâîåìó, ÿ óäèâëÿëñÿ, ÷òî îí íè÷åãî íå ïîêàçûâàë. òîëüêî ñåãîäíÿ äîøëî, ÷òî ÿ âûíèìàë VGA êàáåëü èç ìîíèòîðà è âòûêàë â ñâîé ñåðâåð, ñîåäèíÿÿ äâå âèäåîêàðòû <br />Êîíñòàíòèí: ëîë <br />Êîíñòàíòèí: Íå ðàññòðàèâàéñÿ, òû ïðîñòî äåëàë CUDA êëàñòåð äëÿ íàó÷íûõ âû÷èñëåíèé.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:01:30 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Â òåõ ïîääåðæêå ïðîâàéäåðà ìóçûêà íà îæèäàíèè: Áîëèò äóøà îò ïîòåðü, âåðþ ÿ òû òî æå âåðü..]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:01:25 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<xxx> òîëüêî çàìåòèë îí íàçâàë ãèòõàá äæèõàáîì, àðàáñêèé îïåíñîðñ òîëüêî äëÿ ïðàâîâåðíûõ, ñìåðòü íåâåðíûì! èíøàëëà <br /><yyy> xxx: õåíäøåéê ñåòåâîãî ñîåäèíåíèÿ ïî íîâîìó ñòåêó ïðîòîêîëîâ Islam Protocol äîëæåí íà÷èíàòüñÿ ñî ñëîâ õâàëû Àëëàõà è ïðîðîêà åãî. <br /><yyy> Ìîæíî åùå ÆèäÕàá ïðèäóìàòü. <br /><yyy> Íî íóæíî ñðàçó ìîäåëü ìîíåòèçàöèè ïðîäóìûâàòü â òàêîì ñëó÷àå. <br /><yyy> Èíà÷å íå âçëåòèò. <br /><xxx> îé âåé, òàêè äà <br /><zzz> è ïî ñóááîòàì îí ëåæèò <br /><yyy> Ïî ñóááîòàì îí ïåðåíàïðàâëÿåò çàïðîñû íà ãîéñêèé ãèòõàá. <br /><zzz> òîãäà ÷î óæ, îí âîîáùå ïåðåíàïðàâëÿåò çàïðîñû íà ãèòõàá, à ñàì òîëüêî ìîíåòèçèðóåò <br /><xxx> äà, ïóñòü ãîè ðàáîòàþò, à æèäõàá òîëüêî ìîíåòèçèðóåò )]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:00:42 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[feanor: íèêòî íå âèäåë ãîäíîãî àëãîðèòìà äëÿ âû÷èñëåíèÿ ïîëîæåíèÿ Ñîëíöà/Ëóíû? <br />feanor: 'printf("íà íåáå");' íå ïðåäëàãàòü - ÿ ñàì äîõðåíà ïåòðîñÿí]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:00:23 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[soider> áîëüøå âñåãî ìåíÿ ïóãàåò ùà òî ÷òî íåñêîëüêî ëåò íàçàä ÿ ïèñàë íà ïõï è ìíå êàçàëîñü ýòî íîðìàëüíûì]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:00:17 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<Corvus`> | mva: Ïîòîìó ÷òî sdb5 ñòàíîâèòñÿ sdc5 åñëè òåëåôîí ïîäêëþ÷èòü. <br /><mva> | ϸòòåðèíã ýòî èñïðàâèò ñêîðî <br /><Corvus`> | À òàê-òî äà, èñïðàâèò, ýòî òî÷íî. <br /><Corvus`> | Áóäåò predictable. <br /><mva> | ñäåëàåò /dev/sdp3b9c4p8a7]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:00:16 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: Íàñòîÿùèé ãèê æåíèòñÿ èñêëþ÷èòåëüíî 29 ôåâðàëÿ, ÷òîáû îòìå÷àòü 4, 8, 16, 32 è 64 ãîäà ñîâìåñòíîé æèçíè!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:00:02 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: ß êàê-òî ñïðîñèë "êàê íàñ÷¸ò âèðòà?", ìíå îòâåòèëè "õîðîøî))", òîãäà ÿ ïîïðîñèë îáúÿñíèòü íà÷àëî 6-é ãëàâû "Ïîñòðîåíèÿ êîìïèëÿòîðîâ", è ìíå îáúÿñíèëè. ß çàðàáîòàë áàòòõ¸ðò, òàê êàê ñàì å¸ íå ÷èòàë, çàêðûë ÷àò è áîëüøå òàì íå òðîëëèðóþ. <br />xxx: ×òî îáèäíî, ýòî áûë ïåðâûé, íà êîì ÿ îïðîáîâàë ýòó ñìèùíóþ øóòêó.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:16:07 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[[16:11:15] nezhivykh_sl1: åñëè åñòü äîêóìåíòàöèÿ ïðî÷èòàþ äîêóìåíòàöèþ <br />[16:11:29] nezhivykh_sl1: êîììåíòû áåñïîëåçíû <br />[16:11:41] nezhivykh_sl1: òàì îáû÷íî ïèøóò //ïåðåïèñàòü ýòî ãîâíî]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:15:00 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<EtherCrow> â ñâÿçè ñ íîâîñòüþ ïðî îïåðó ïîñîíû ñïðàøèâàþò, êîãäà rar ïåðåéäåò íà 7z]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:11:28 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: íîóò êîå-÷åì íà âåëîñèïåä ïîõîæ <br />xxx: çàìåòèë âîñüìåðêó íà äèñêå - ïîñòàðàéñÿ óáðàòü]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:11:00 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ïîäñìîòðåíî ïðè ñáîðêå BSP: <br />compiler: gcc -std=gnu99 <br />cflags: -pipe -DANOTHER_BRICK_IN_THE -Wall -W...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:10:21 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<cahbtexhuk> è ïîäóìûâàåì î ñèñòåìå ñ íàéòëè äèëäàìè <br /><cahbtexhuk> *áèëäàìè]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:09:27 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[>>> ...HR â ïåðâûé ðàç íà òåõíè÷åñêîì èíòåðâüþ <br />>>>… Óâëå÷åííîå îáñóæäåíèå ëèíóêñ ïðîöåññîâ ñ êàíäèäàòîì, ñëûøíî «çîìáè, äåòè… ðîäèòåëè… óáèòü äåòåé… äåìîíû… óáèòü äåìîíà, çîìáè… óáèòûå äåòè» <br />>>> (HR òåìíåÿ ëèöîì, õðèïëûì øåïîòîì) ÂÛ Î ×ÅÌ??]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:08:56 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[-Ïî÷åìó ó ìåíÿ íå ðàáîòàåò PrintScreen? <br />-Íàâåðíîå â ÿäðå îòêëþ÷åí MAGIC_SYSRQ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:07:58 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Shock: Åñëè ñåðâåðíûé ïðîãðàììèñò ñêàçàë, ÷òî ïîôèêñèò ýòî, òî îí ïîôèêñèò. È íåòó ñìûñëà íàïîìèíàòü åìó îá ýòîì êàæäûé ìàéëñòîóí.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:07:00 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: ñòàðàÿ èñòèíà <br />xxx: íå÷åãî äåëàòü - äåëàé áýêàïû]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:06:53 +0400</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ñ íåòåðïåíèåì æäó ñëèÿíèÿ ïðîåêòîâ systemd è leechcraft.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: êîìïèëèðîâàë ñåãîäíÿ linux äëÿ arm. íîâûé êîíôèã ìíå âûäàë àíêåòêó âîïðîñîâ íà 150, ïîëîâèíó èç êîòîðûõ ÿ âîîáùå íå ïîíÿë <br />xxx: íå óäèâëþñü, åñëè â êîíöå êîìïèëÿöèè îí íàïèøåò "Âàø IQ ðàâåí 35"]]></description>
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